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Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’ And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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Hahaha ...
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Merry Christmas to all!
I think I'll spend the day ensuring our GS front brakes are STILL not leaking, just sitting in our garage.
I ride '19 R1250GSA, '23 KTM Duke 890 R, '23 Yamaha Xmax 300
My wife rides '20 R1250GS, '22 KTM Duke 890 GP, '19 Yamaha Xmax 300
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Yes it is a merry Christmas.
Hopefully the same for all.
I'm working, but will try to sneak out for a traditional if short, 45 minute ride later. No salt so far this year.
A little chilly, so I can't put in too many miles for the rest of you.... Take care.
"A good man always knows his limitations...."
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(12-25-2020, 08:44 AM)Duccrazydave Wrote: Love it, Darrell! Hope the whole RSWasserboxer crew have a wonderful Christmas Day!
Agreed. I did have a good day. Even got a small ride in. Tough to hang on to that S1000R at 121 mph.
Got a new drone (DJI Mavic Air 2) which I hope to fly more and better than my ex DJI Spark. Nothing new for the bikes.
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Merry Christmas everyone!
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