Ride for free if you bought 5 year old equipment

[Grumpy Goat]

In the middle of last week, Wednesday or Thursday, I was futzing in the garage and the bike was parked aft of the car's rear bumper and athwartship to the car.
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Somewhere around 3:30P, the ER doc reported the MRI was fine (actually quite good considering my age) and handed me a prescription for muscle relaxers which give me a dull headache but eliminated the morning pain and the groin tingles.

So, yes, motorcycles are dangerous.

Wow! What a shocker that must have been for you ... merely mounting from the "wrong side" caused such a severe strain in the muscles. Good to know. We all need to stretch more so that when we do these occasional acrobatics, we don't cause any injuries.