Any Gardeners or Picklers?

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 Of course, being overly proud of his new tractor, Dad surrendered his competitive advantage by plowing his competitor's gardens. 

Classic lol.

After his girlfriend passed away, a very nice woman, by the way, a group of widows in his little town seemed to need the services of his tractor.  I found that suspicious, but refrained from giving him "the Talk".....

I am sure he appreciated your restraint.

I certainly do not have that restraint, ah lol. Too funny not to, with respect of course.